THE VAGlNEER AWARDS SEASON III: SPONSORED BY TOPHATS & FEMINIST WEEKLY

THE ANNUAL VAGlNEER AWARDS - Season III: 300 REPS EDITION

The awards are in 'tiers', ranking from least prestigious to most prestigious. The awards were chosen by me because I am the most important person.

The Greek awards: Awards given to those in need of money and a new razor

Most likely to die in a riot: Aristosseur

Most likely to own a farm and cultivate many crimson medals: TopHats

Most likely to swim to miami due to no passport: Nate "The Jewban" Baller

Most likely to know how to deactivate a mine and kill himself in the process: Himmler

The ghetto awards: Nobody wants one, but you get what you get.

ROBLOX CHAMPION: TDFall

Most likely to have raciss wife: Houdini

Most missed of all time: The ZOG

Most likely to do missionary work in greece and build banks cos American: VAGlNEER, Houdini, and Fruit

Most likely to travel to Nigeria to be in a richer place: Aristosseur

Most likely to be a couple: YOBS and Gardevoir

Most likely to win eurovision and get many prostitutes: Hugosch

The Brazilian Awards: Dedicated to all of the shemales out there

Worst divorce of 2012: Fruit and TopHats

Most likely to be brazilian due to forever flaccid p3n1s: TopHats

Most likely to be bosnian due to setting of traps to catch serbians: TopHats

Most likely to masturbate to mirror: learster

Most likely to be a woman due to daily lap dances to toptraps: Counterpart and doberman211

Most likely to be pakistani: LDK

Most likely to fly a plane: Caulerpa

Most likely to die in saudi arabia for saying Oy Vey: ShaiBB

Most likely to flip THREE BEDS AT ONCE: LilD

THE GOD TIER AWARDS: AWARDS THAT ARE JUST UNHEARD OF

BEST PERSON OF ALL TIME: NCM

KANKER OF AW (DONT WORRY TUMORS ARE REMOVED NOW): Fruit

Most likely to die in confrontation with VAGlNEER: Samnang

Most likely to sing Fergie and Carly Rae Jepsen in every major city: Stomach Ulcers and VAGlNEER

Autist: Cow

The bad kind of autist: ShaiBB, AlexMeza, Pentanion

Most likely to hire prostitute and report prostitute to police for prostitution: Jubapreta, AlexMeza

Most likely to have both male and female genetalia: PulseReaction's sister

Most likely to know how to peel a banana from the bottom up: PulseReaction

Most likely to surrender: Ironail

Most likely to be a pseudonig: ThomasMer

Most likely to find serb horses: Fruit

Most likely to be riding serb horse: VAGlNEER

Most likely to die in banana shipping expedition: Pinheiro

Most likely to be very hairy and greek (because from FYROM): avatar

Most likely to actually chop somebody in half while doing magic trick: Houdini

Most likely to lose all of his land: Desu

King of AW: Pera

Best at trationing: fruit

Most likely to create a training academy to teach noobs how not to play: Art of War

The Serb Tier Awards: If you're here, kill yourself. you're too good.

Star Sisters: VAGlNEER and Fruit

Most likely to not CW due to high level tenis trainings: Pera

Most likely to expletive politically correct mother: LAKI ZAJEBAN

Legendary Serb / Most Missed besides ZOG: LAKI ZAJEBAN

Most likely to teach grammar: IT'S A TIE! Between: hdrakon1 and Gardevoir

Most likely to be a false god: Zizou

True prophet: El_Kolonel

Most likely to leave shit in pants qq: lfinlandl

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Quote of the season:

"who is el_kolonel hehehehe i am god i am EL_GENERAL"
- God himself

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Presented by VAGlTECH industries

THANKS FOR TUNING INTO THIS SEASON OF THE VAGlNEER AWARDS.

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Xaxaxaxa 5/5

Vote ~Acquiesce for the final official award forgotten by VAGlNEER or else perma bans galore.

I liked the vaglneer awards before they were mainstream

This is seriously AWESOME!

3/5 for mentioning hdrakon1 (aka guest30386)

Skrivet av Acquiesce, 14.04.2012 at 21:39

Vote ~Acquiesce for the final official award forgotten by VAGlNEER or else perma bans galore.

Let it be known, kidUSA votes Acquiesce for award, Mod who is most likely to abuse Mod privaliges..

Skrivet av Fruit, 14.04.2012 at 21:40

I liked the vaglneer awards before they were mainstream

why did the hipster burn his tongue?
because he drank the tea before it was cool

Qq I wanted awards

Me and Yoba most likely couple? Not sure if gusta.

5/5, bydlo approves this topic. All rewards are faithful to reality, let there be no changes.

5/5

4/5

Most likely to be a woman due to daily lap dances to toptraps?... I'll take it!

Honestly I'm kinda confused...

3/5 I laughed only a few times.

I LOVE MY AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skrivet av VAGlNEER 2.0, 14.04.2012 at 21:27

Most likely to masturbate to mirror: learster

But I'm the most humble person. How can I have possibly won this?

Skrivet av learster, 16.04.2012 at 08:58

Skrivet av VAGlNEER 2.0, 14.04.2012 at 21:27

Most likely to masturbate to mirror: learster

But I'm the most humble person. How can I have possibly won this?

Magic

Skrivet av learster, 16.04.2012 at 08:58

Skrivet av VAGlNEER 2.0, 14.04.2012 at 21:27

Most likely to masturbate to mirror: learster

But I'm the most humble person. How can I have possibly won this?

you just got learster'd

Skrivet av Guest, 16.04.2012 at 14:39

Why i no haz award.

ITZ A KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skrivet av NateBaller, 15.04.2012 at 18:41

3/5 I laughed only a few times.

0/5 sense of humor

Did I hurt your feelings?

Skrivet av NateBaller, 16.04.2012 at 16:06

Did I hurt your feelings?

no, because the awards are not meant to be funny, they are meant to be...awards. comparable to the oscars. I take it as a compliment that some of them made you laugh, as that is a bonus.

Skrivet av VAGlNEER 2.0, 14.04.2012 at 21:27

The Serb Tier Awards: If you're here, kill yourself. you're too good.

I say



Why? Because I can.

Skrivet av Heavy wpns. guy, 17.04.2012 at 11:32

Skrivet av VAGlNEER 2.0, 14.04.2012 at 21:27

The Serb Tier Awards: If you're here, kill yourself. you're too good.

I say

gay

Why? Because I can.

Skrivet av VAGlNEER 2.0, 17.04.2012 at 14:27

Skrivet av Heavy wpns. guy, 17.04.2012 at 11:32

Skrivet av VAGlNEER 2.0, 14.04.2012 at 21:27

The Serb Tier Awards: If you're here, kill yourself. you're too good.

I say

gay

Why? Because I can.

None award for me?

Skrivet av VAGlNEER 2.0, 16.04.2012 at 14:31

you just got learster'd

I can see where this is coming from, but I said the truth and also did not invent this term.

High imagination 5/5

I think VAGlNEER forgot the award for best country...... Jamaica

Tophats does not sponsor this i ask for mods to delete this post