Atwar Poem

Skrivet av Goblin, 04.10.2016 at 14:57

Skrivet av Nero, 03.10.2016 at 14:36

Hi I am Nero

Skrivet av Acquiesce, 03.10.2016 at 15:32

There once was a fan of Oasis

Hi there Nero
So you think you are a hero?
This game's a diseaseeee
And you a patient zero!
Spam spam the forums
With catch boring phrases
What a mess it is
Whats worse THAT?
Or acqui loves Oasis!?!? (HAHA!)
Ur shameless bra
Sick and your contagious
Your playlist on brazzers
Is just cartoons and animes
Nero the Spammer
And MC Ban-Hammer
Your rhymes are as good
As Amok is programmer!

Goblin challenging me to a rap battle
He will get killed like Croatian cattle
His name is Goblin
but his Elo, others are robbin'
Though we may be in the same guild
I'll treat you like the Serbs your grandfather killed
Before you do something you regret
And end up in a sweat
You should go a few steps lower
And attack someone slower

I wake up early,
Prepared to shine
Grab that elo
SP, you are mine!

But I think,
Why log in,
W8 30min for Wars of Religion to fill.

Better sleep more,
or work more
or just do nothing forevermore.

(by aspiring playmaker Shakespeare)

How can I say,
Puma is gay
dea wants to play
2v2 cw all day

I hate niggers
because they are niggers
Nero is a niggers
Amok is a niggers

SP police cancer makes
while cvepe tries to fakes
that he doesn't SP farm
so I ring the alarm

Skrivet av hairbags, 04.10.2016 at 18:21

How can I say,
Puma is gay
dea wants to play
2v2 cw all day

I hate niggers
because they are niggers
Nero is a niggers
Amok is a niggers

SP police cancer makes
while cvepe tries to fakes
that he doesn't SP farm
so I ring the alarm

wow...

Skrivet av hairbags, 04.10.2016 at 18:21

How can I say,
Puma is gay
dea wants to play
2v2 cw all day

I hate niggers
because they are niggers
Nero is a niggers
Amok is a niggers

SP police cancer makes
while cvepe tries to fakes
that he doesn't SP farm
so I ring the alarm

wow...

Skrivet av Nero, 04.10.2016 at 16:36

Skrivet av Goblin, 04.10.2016 at 14:57

Skrivet av Nero, 03.10.2016 at 14:36

Hi I am Nero

Skrivet av Acquiesce, 03.10.2016 at 15:32

There once was a fan of Oasis

Hi there Nero
So you think you are a hero?
This game's a diseaseeee
And you a patient zero!
Spam spam the forums
With catch boring phrases
What a mess it is
Whats worse THAT?
Or acqui loves Oasis!?!? (HAHA!)
Ur shameless bra
Sick and your contagious
Your playlist on brazzers
Is just cartoons and animes
Nero the Spammer
And MC Ban-Hammer
Your rhymes are as good
As Amok is programmer!

Goblin challenging me to a rap battle
He will get killed like Croatian cattle
His name is Goblin
but his Elo, others are robbin'
Though we may be in the same guild
I'll treat you like the Serbs your grandfather killed
Before you do something you regret
And end up in a sweat
You should go a few steps lower
And attack someone slower

Well that escalated quickly...

I never knew you could be shallow
I was just an innocent small fellow
atwar has become so hollow
is it a wonder why this game has no value

We came, we saw, we left
we've all become so depressed
but we're never not well dressed
for we are all blessed
all you have to do is look up and
see Zizou wearing vest and
whatever happened to guest
did he fail a test?
then why is he still a mod
I find that a little odd

Once there was a game
With many who sought fame
They rose up to the top
And simply wouldn't stop

AtWar was the name
What a lovely game
Strategy all day
Though too many gays

Blitzkrieg to Berlin
SM to Dublin
RA sucks ass
Hey let's not be crass

But devs are stupid f**ks
And some of mods are c**ts
So now our game is dead
Blood running red

We're all depressed
Complaints suppressed
Don't be a fag
This sentence does not fit in with the rest of the poem - nor does the last one.

Atwar is dead
and the high ranks killed it.

Once there were two siblings from Britain,
Ivan and Amok was their name.
They had high hopes and aspiring dreams,
But sadly Columna drowned it in memes.

Now AW is dying,
Kebabs are crying,
In the name of great Zizou,
Map editor we need you,
To stop the autism multiplying.

Safari, Dino and Meester,
Prom, Tact and Heatler,
Are the Kebab SS.
They have large banhammers,
And they're unafraid to use it,
But as we all know, it's not size,
It's what you do with it that matters.

Of the autism and threats,
That the mods daily receive,
Poor Lao got tired,
And chose to leave,
That's what the devs would have you believe.
But wait just a mo'!
Are we sure he wasn't simply fired?

Amok lied,
Whole community cried,
Does he even care?
Or is he too busy? Or occupied?
To notice, atWar just died?

---

I could have probably written a better one, but if Amok won't put in the effort, why should I?
Also Lao no offense man, I just needed something to rhyme

Skrivet av Darth., 05.10.2016 at 01:09

Once there were two siblings from Britain,
Ivan and Amok was their name.
They had high hopes and aspiring dreams,
But sadly Columna drowned it in memes.

Now AW is dying,
Kebabs are crying,
In the name of great Zizou,
Map editor we need you,
To stop the autism multiplying.

Safari, Dino and Meester,
Prom, Tact and Heatler,
Are the Kebab SS.
They have large banhammers,
They're unafraid to use it,
But as we all know, it's not size,
But what you do with it that matters.

Of the autism and threats,
That the mods daily receive,
Poor Lao got tired,
And chose to leave,
That's what the devs would have you believe.
But wait just a mo'!
Are we sure he wasn't simply fired?

Amok lied,
Whole community cried,
Does he even care?
Or is he too busy? Or occupied?
To notice, atWar just died?

---

I could have probably written a better one, but if Amok won't put in the effort, why should I?
Also Lao no offense man, I just needed something to rhyme

They're not from britain you narb.

Skrivet av Guest, 05.10.2016 at 01:24

They're not from britain you narb.

Dude, stop following me and shit-posting. Their profiles say they're in the UK right now. I know about the Estonia thing but you try and use Estonia in a poem without it messing up the rhyme.

Edit: It's called poetic license

Jester
Molester

Skrivet av Goblin, 05.10.2016 at 03:14

Skrivet av Nero, 04.10.2016 at 16:36

His name is Goblin
but his Elo, others are robbin'

WHO THE FUCK ARE
YOU COLD CASE?

This last verse is for... some guy cold case idk who refered to "killing goblins in his rhyme

You forgot all the convos we had??

Skrivet av Permamuted, 04.10.2016 at 15:49

nice poem you got some sort of smile from me while reading it.

just a small correction , "forces of good" never won , maybe 1-2 battles but the war for them is lost since after it began

Oooo

When you open aw every night
the war i just begun to fight
visions of light disappear
and new cry thread reapear
albanian guys brings fear
and noobs screams no one will hear

yesterday game seemed fair
today its frozen and broken beyond repair
all the kebabs are near
to bring more fear
my brother opi is right here

clovis pm some mod that day
just who that was...no one would say
more duels he will play
but the mods struggle was too strong
hateful and long lasting
which had come on him to run...

map editor is everything we thing of
for amok money is everything he dreams of.
we all have evil inside
even when you dont lie !

Skrivet av AlBoZzZ, 05.10.2016 at 04:10

nice poem you got some sort of smile from me while reading it.

my greatest atwar achievement right there.

Skrivet av AlBoZzZ, 05.10.2016 at 04:10

Skrivet av Permamuted, 04.10.2016 at 15:49

nice poem you got some sort of smile from me while reading it.

just a small correction , "forces of good" never won , maybe 1-2 battles but the war for them is lost since after it began

a smile?
Did you at least put on your dentures?

(This is all for the fun of it, so no one take this as a personal attack )

There once was a guy named Croat
Who road into cw's on his goat

There once was a guy named Clovis
Who's every post was nothing but bogus

There once was a guy named Amok
Who spends his time in his hammock

There once was a guy named Ivan
Who spends HIS time connivin'

There once was a guy named Goblin
Who's name has no rhyme

So everyone is writing a poem
well, let's show em'
this poem is about a game,
which came with no shame,
but left with no fame,
its name is atWar.

a game, unlike any other,
distracting one from their lover,
to get that precious late-move in,
and get that rushy groove.

Is it dead? is it alive? is it a zombie?
it could be accurately described as a game on life support,
will its doctors arrive on time and give it the cure it needs:
map maker and some attention?

a question for the ages,
we are locked in the cages,
of not knowing and not wanting to know.

dear atWar,
will you rise one day from the ashes,
or will you go gently into an eternal sleep?

Skrivet av The Tactician, 05.10.2016 at 10:28

So everyone is writing a poem
well, let's show em'
this poem is about a game,
which came with no shame,
but left with no fame,
its name is atWar.

a game, unlike any other,
distracting one from their lover,
to get that precious late-move in,
and get that rushy groove.

Is it dead? is it alive? is it a zombie?
it could be accurately described as a game on life support,
will its doctors arrive on time and give it the cure it needs:
map maker and some attention?

a question for the ages,
we are locked in the cages,
of not knowing and not wanting to know.

dear atWar,
will you rise one day from the ashes,
or will you go gently into an eternal sleep?

And the Grammy Pizza goes to....

Mfw nobody noticed mine is haiku >.>

You decided to rhyme?
Another waste of time
In this game of grime...
I'll take yo S P
Make you D C
Break your P C
When ya feel ma T B!
Pick P D
Don't speak to me
Unless you're Opi
Don't make me re peat
What I say to thee

Amok afk?
Map editor on its way?
These lies is a disgrace
Like MK stuck in third place
And Njabs time waste
Gotta learn from our mistakes
Its time to remake...

Skrivet av Checkmate., 05.10.2016 at 12:47

Mfw nobody noticed mine is haiku >.>

Hi I am Nero
I enjoy writing haiku's
Refrigerator

Skrivet av Checkmate., 05.10.2016 at 12:47

Mfw nobody noticed mine is haiku >.>

Hi I am Nero
I don't care for your haiku
Fuck off checkmate D

Skrivet av Checkmate., 05.10.2016 at 12:47

Mfw nobody noticed mine is haiku >.>

I did notice. Sadly I gave no fucks.

Skrivet av Checkmate., 05.10.2016 at 12:47

Mfw nobody noticed mine is haiku >.>

haikus are for noob poets.

Mfw
People
Make threads like this
Omg

Skrivet av Waffel, 05.10.2016 at 14:00

Mfw
People
Make threads like this
Omg

We must go back to making threads about black colour