All Hail President Gardevoir!

It took 2 weeks to count up the votes. Bureaucracy and inefficiency ftw. So Gardevoir won by... like 30 or 35 votes. Fruit came in second with like 20 votes. WinterAnomaly got almost 10 votes, and NateBaller got no votes. Well done, NateBaller. Great campaigning.

Gardevoir, as President of teh Afterwinds, you must now choose members of your cabinet, with F.Sultan Mehmet as your VP. You'll also have to write up some sort of inaugural address. Technically you became President yesterday, but meh.

Your term lasts for 3 months, until December 1st. Your powers include:
Ordering people around.
Getting people to bow down to you over the internet.
Winning the Word Association Game.
Imposing your beliefs unto others.
Locking people up for an indefinite period of time.
Having the moderators as your personal police force.
Flaming the mods. (I would not recommend this)

So yeah. All hail President Gardevoir of teh Afterwinds, blah blah blah, good night everybody, hooray.

Is it possible for a president to be assassinated through the internet?

If you assassinated him, his activity level will drop to zero, and he would no longer be able to post, log on, or play games.

We all know that'll never happen, therefore, you cannot assassinate him. Of course, the mods could stage a coup and kill him through perma-ban. So just convince his police force to rebel against the President.

I will not bow down to this false prophet of Afterwind. I call foul play, F.Sultan Mehmet was bullying innocent turkish afterwind goers into voting for a false democracy! You voted for Gardevoir Facism! (and gay rights)

Sorry, I've been on Vacation the past four days, so I'm a little sketchy on AW-related details, and I have to start going to Class on Tuesday, so I won't be able to shove my tyrannical Iron dick in any of your faces for a few days. Use your freedom while it lasts.

Does gardevoir win the game?
I lost :c and so did everyone else

Skrivet av Gking19, 02.09.2012 at 15:10

Does gardevoir win the game?
I lost :c and so did everyone else

Well he was winning, but then he read that and lost.

The Afterwind Communist Party wants a recount!I do not accept this!

Skrivet av WinterAnomaly, 05.09.2012 at 20:25

The Afterwind Communist Party wants a recount!I do not accept this!

Bow before me or head to the Eternal fire pits to have your face cauterized and attached to the ass-end of a Moose.

All hail President Batman. Usurp the unlawful Gardevoir-Sultan administration.

Oh man, now I'm being ruled by gays both in real and in virtual life.

Skrivet av learster, 05.09.2012 at 23:12

Oh man, now I'm being ruled by gays both in real and in virtual life.

Lol learster, that sucks.

No, sorry. I am the eternal president of Afterwind - show some respect.

Skrivet av WinterAnomaly, 06.09.2012 at 07:02

Skrivet av NateBaller, 05.09.2012 at 23:58

No, sorry. I am the eternal president of Afterwind - show some respect.

Skrivet av NateBaller, 30.08.2012 at 20:04

I make Americans look bad? Are you kidding me?

I'm not kidding you.

<-- Ban Hammer

are you kidding gardevoir? you are gay?
Gays should be forced to use some kind of medicine to turn into hetero.

i guess that this happens when i dont play fair with fruit :/
making people vote for Fruit's Worst Enemy. Just To know that his enemy is worst [GAY].

damn it Fruit.

Evil Serbian Vs Gay.
i should quit from my political status lol

Skrivet av Tundy, 06.09.2012 at 17:17

<-- Ban Hammer

are you kidding gardevoir? you are gay?
Gays should be forced to use some kind of medicine to turn into hetero.

i guess that this happens when i dont play fair with fruit :/
making people vote for Fruit's Worst Enemy. Just To know that his enemy is worst [GAY].

damn it Fruit.

Evil Serbian Vs Gay.
i should quit from my political status lol

Your entire post is quite vile, honestly. Let me cleanse a few things: For one, I'm not totally Homosexual, I swing both ways. A hole is a hole, and a person is a person. I also understand you may be making a very sad attempt at trolling me by making me reply or write specific things, which is quite pitiful on it's own accord. Now, if your post is your own personal opinion, then you should find the nearest active Volcano, and see how long you can backstroke in the oozing magma.

Skrivet av Garde, 06.09.2012 at 20:02

Skrivet av Tundy, 06.09.2012 at 17:17

<-- Ban Hammer

are you kidding gardevoir? you are gay?
Gays should be forced to use some kind of medicine to turn into hetero.

i guess that this happens when i dont play fair with fruit :/
making people vote for Fruit's Worst Enemy. Just To know that his enemy is worst [GAY].

damn it Fruit.

Evil Serbian Vs Gay.
i should quit from my political status lol

I swing both ways.

You're bi?

Skrivet av WinterAnomaly, 06.09.2012 at 20:43

Skrivet av Garde, 06.09.2012 at 20:02

Skrivet av Tundy, 06.09.2012 at 17:17

<-- Ban Hammer

are you kidding gardevoir? you are gay?
Gays should be forced to use some kind of medicine to turn into hetero.

i guess that this happens when i dont play fair with fruit :/
making people vote for Fruit's Worst Enemy. Just To know that his enemy is worst [GAY].

damn it Fruit.

Evil Serbian Vs Gay.
i should quit from my political status lol

I swing both ways.

You're bi?

No, I'm totally straight and conservative. Romney 2012.

Skrivet av Garde, 06.09.2012 at 20:57

Skrivet av WinterAnomaly, 06.09.2012 at 20:43

Skrivet av Garde, 06.09.2012 at 20:02

Skrivet av Tundy, 06.09.2012 at 17:17

<-- Ban Hammer

are you kidding gardevoir? you are gay?
Gays should be forced to use some kind of medicine to turn into hetero.

i guess that this happens when i dont play fair with fruit :/
making people vote for Fruit's Worst Enemy. Just To know that his enemy is worst [GAY].

damn it Fruit.

Evil Serbian Vs Gay.
i should quit from my political status lol

I swing both ways.

You're bi?

No, I'm totally straight and conservative. Romney 2012.

FTW

Skrivet av WinterAnomaly, 06.09.2012 at 20:43

Skrivet av Garde, 06.09.2012 at 20:02

Skrivet av Tundy, 06.09.2012 at 17:17

<-- Ban Hammer

are you kidding gardevoir? you are gay?
Gays should be forced to use some kind of medicine to turn into hetero.

i guess that this happens when i dont play fair with fruit :/
making people vote for Fruit's Worst Enemy. Just To know that his enemy is worst [GAY].

damn it Fruit.

Evil Serbian Vs Gay.
i should quit from my political status lol

I swing both ways.

You're bi?

I'm not totally Homosexual, I swing both ways. A hole is a hole, and a person is a person.
Gardevoir

I'm not totally = i'm a little
I swing both ways = homo/hetero = bisexual
Gardevoir is 30% homsexual 70% heterosexual

lol he is bisexual, and also he always complains about how we are suppose to be a united community, but he is conservative. what a retard.

you want to be free? but you vote to be slave? damn you, you are empty on your inside, and also in your head.

Skrivet av Tundy, 06.09.2012 at 21:37

I'm not totally = i'm a little
I swing both ways = homo/hetero = bisexual
Gardevoir is 30% homsexual 70% heterosexual

lol he is bisexual, and also he always complains about how we are suppose to be a united community, but he is conservative. what a retard.

you want to be free? but you vote to be slave? damn you, you are empty on your inside, and also in your head.

50/50 actually. I was being sarcastic with the Conservative comment, obviously. My insides are full of blood, guts, and the Cheeseburger I ate for Dinner. My head is home to the Alien from MIB, sending out subconscious waves so that the Necromongers will one day rule the Orion belt.

Skrivet av WinterAnomaly, 06.09.2012 at 07:03

Skrivet av WinterAnomaly, 06.09.2012 at 07:02

Skrivet av NateBaller, 05.09.2012 at 23:58

No, sorry. I am the eternal president of Afterwind - show some respect.

Skrivet av NateBaller, 30.08.2012 at 20:04

I make Americans look bad? Are you kidding me?

I'm not kidding you.

Generally, the amount of fucks I give rarely rises above zero. Your post, however, has intrigued me. Please elaborate on what possible way I reflect upon my country.

Until Gardevoir beats me in 1v1 I am defacto leader of AW, so my cabinet will be as follows:

Supreme Dictator: Fruit
Prime Minister: Aristosseur
President: Hdrakon1
Minister of Diplomacy: Aristosseur
Minister of Hipster Affairs: Barrymore
Minister of Faggotry: Gardevoir
Minister(s) of Internal Affairs: AW Mods
Minister of Autism and Butthurt: Cow (vice: xn0ize)
Minister of Sipping: Houdini
Minister of Defense: Aristosseur (cos cockroach)
Election Committee of Fairness and non-bias (for future elections): All Members of Empire SRB
as I am a fan of assimilation, I would invite my opponents to be part of my cabinet however only Gardevoir was suitable to fill a spot.

signed,
SDF

Wow this thread is so hilarious. Gardethreads FTW, guys.

Gardevoir, you still need a cabinet...

Fruit, nice. Lol'd.

Skrivet av Garde, 06.09.2012 at 22:04

Skrivet av Tundy, 06.09.2012 at 21:37

I'm not totally = i'm a little
I swing both ways = homo/hetero = bisexual
Gardevoir is 30% homsexual 70% heterosexual

lol he is bisexual, and also he always complains about how we are suppose to be a united community, but he is conservative. what a retard.

you want to be free? but you vote to be slave? damn you, you are empty on your inside, and also in your head.

50/50 actually. I was being sarcastic with the Conservative comment, obviously. My insides are full of blood, guts, and the Cheeseburger I ate for Dinner. My head is home to the Alien from MIB, sending out subconscious waves so that the Necromongers will one day rule the Orion belt.

Yep,its a Gardethread now.

Skrivet av Garde, 07.09.2012 at 14:29

Withholding my account for an undetermined amount of time, have to focus on my AP classes this time around. Gardethread closed.

and?
everyone can take AP Classes, is not that hard.
do i told you that i know Spanish,English, Portuguese and i am trying to learn French and German?
oh and BTW, my last comment about your insides was a metaphor, idk if they teach you that on school....

you are a skinny white bitch that is homosexual, easy to manipulate and you also like to always make spontaneous verbal fights with other people.
you try to be "intellectual" trying to get advantage when my comments have a lack of vocabulary, but you know what? no one on this game gives a fuck about you, or your "life" you are not mean or nice, you are just a idiot that post crap on the forum.

Please don't comment on the forum, unless you want to post pictures of your maps...

Skrivet av Garde, 07.09.2012 at 17:41

Skrivet av Tundy, 07.09.2012 at 17:08

Skrivet av Garde, 07.09.2012 at 14:29

Withholding my account for an undetermined amount of time, have to focus on my AP classes this time around. Gardethread closed.

Blablabla me trying to be direct and get to the point

blablabla bullshit.

yeah, i have Advanced Classes since 3 years ago....
i guess you are trying base your comment about my "simplify argument" about how your comments are worthless and no one cares.
kid, just look at the persons that comment on the topic... jeez everyone here comes to troll you...

Dude(s), this is just supposed to be a funny thread... like Gardevoir's presidential homepage. But I suppose Gardethreads are funny in their own way. Just please stop getting all personal, unless it's just a light jab. Knew this would happen, lol...

Skrivet av Mathdino, 08.09.2012 at 00:40

Dude(s), this is just supposed to be a funny thread... like Gardevoir's presidential homepage. But I suppose Gardethreads are funny in their own way. Just please stop getting all personal, unless it's just a light jab. Knew this would happen, lol...

Then stop making personal pages about people when you know how unstable this community is towards anyone they don't like.