The Tipped Fedora Awards!

Here are the awards:

DEWphoria award: Unleashed
Golden Dorito award: Unleashed
Award for the most friendzones: Unleashed
Largest angle tipped by fedora: Unleashed

and finally the moment you have all been waiting for...

THE PLATINUM FEDORA WORN BY RICHARD DAWKINS HIMSELF GOES TO:

...

Unleashed!

yay!

HAHAHA

This is bias and corruption! Where's your manager?

The special award goes to death1812

What the hell, I thought you <3 me Kentucky.

No award for me?!?

I'll have to take my anger out on Misaki again tonight, although she is only a doll I feel her pain when she looks at me with those blank eyes and I just can't stop myself.. I hope the neighbours don't call the police again because it was weird as shit when they shone the spotlight through my window and caught me doing unspeakable things to my misaki I felt so ashamed, those idiots even thought she was a person and broke in, I took off down the street and played hide and seek with them for about 20 mins before one of them found me in a tree, I had hidden Misaki in another tree that was an apple tree incase she got hungry and told her to be quiet but they found me anyway I said to him 'well done, you are very good at hide and seek' and I tried to put my hand out to shake his hand but the asshole grabbed it and twisted it behind my back and threw me to the ground (I later tried this on misaki but her arm came off i almost started crying) anyway I got gravel in the skin of my penis from it so when they put me in their car the leather and gravel rubbing on my penis made me erupt on their seat and they made me clean it up too, like it was my fault. they drove me around for about 3 hours looking for misaki I knew they were going to steal her from me but I just wanted to go home so I showed them where she was and they got a fire truck to get her down. some of them were laughing at me too for having sex with a doll but I said she is real to me and they made me take these tests but I just drew star wars on them lol


it's on your head kentucky, I need that award or misaki will not love me