Whats changes have happened this year for you?

This is basically a thread for people tell a story about whats happened to them in the past year. To better explain i'll go first and if this topic gets enough people talking i'll retell my story in depth so you can tell what I'm really like. Well, here i go.


EDIT: heres a summarized timeline for those.

Beginning of year -

In an alternative school.
Get out and have the classes such as Animation, Chemistry, and Algebra 1

Middle of year -

Get black gf

Spring break time -

New classes
Break up with black gf
Bro grand theft auto style gets a truck
Get back together with old gf

End of year -

Break up with gf
Do a project and only have to color
Tell people that black people can magically spawn chicken
Last day and the suit thing.



ACTUAL STORY:

Basically my year really started of my year by leaving at war for the school year and also decided to grow my hair out since i got bored of having an afro. I started the school year off in an alternate school instead of a regular american public school for something stupid i did the year before. I was in that alternative school for about the first two to three weeks of the school year and got labeled the nickname "smiley" for more obvious reasons (<--- profile pic) as soon as i went to my regular public high school i had some class in the morning where you had to ride the bus to a building of campus. I basically learned how to animate there for periods 1-2 of my 4 period schedule and the first time i entered the building i was mind fucked by how clean it was. (If you've been in my area you know everything is basically borderline ghetto piece of shit.) In that building i made a little group of friends and a few of them were a tad jackass and loved to poke fun at the fact im part black and used those stereotypes against me. For example everytime a chic with a big booty walked by us they made sure there was someone holding me back. (I find this funny because towards the end of this class got a black girlfriend with d-cups and a big butt.) Sometimes the teacher would also make little jokes and my favorite one was when he assumed that my car had big speakers in it. Anyway besides that everyday i got back to my original high school campus for the rest of my periods and had chemistry as my 3rd. I specifically remember thinking some blue liquid was kool-aid and i tried to drink it... Multiple times in fact. The best time i had in that class i would say was when i wanted to be an actor. So to follow my twenty minute dream i stormed out of the class shouting "I am not a person i am a human being" in the meanest and angriest possible voice i could come up with. As soon as i took about five steps out of the door i realized what i said and went back into the room laughing my ass off at their confused faces. They too put together what i said and started laughing also. After chemistry i had lunch i usually sat with my friend (who eventually became one of the biggest stoners in about two months.) we would throw erasers, paper, or pretty much anything at the annoying freshman table in front of us. This in turn fucked me up because i failed algebra 1 the previous year and had that class as my fourth period... Yes, with some of those same annoying freshmen. In the beginning i specifically had a problem with the freshmen from the lakeview middle school because they weren't used to curly hair and loved to sneak up on me just to touch it. One even went as far as to stop the class talking about math and instead about how perfect my hair was. After about a month most of that class became cool with me and i was kinda like their very own retarded star. They taught me how awesome hair was and now its literally one of my favorite things to play with. By the time we had to start taking the first of the big tests we had the desks of the room in rows. This gave me one of my favorite friends that i dont talk to often anymore. At first she creeped me the fuck out because i thought she had eyes that stared into my soul and everytime she turned back to hand me a paper i would mini freak out. She thought this was funny, and i told other people what i thought about her what her eyes do to me and they thought i was high. To be honest most people in there thought i was high everday because i wouldnt stop laughing for more than five minutes. Truth be told i was only high once in that class. I was usually laughing because i was ether watching a youtube video or they were entertaining me in some way. To get back on to topic i eventually became cool with her and after a time i started calling her Aunt because she had red hair and red hair runs in the white side of my family. She also had a best friend in that class and i ended up calling her "my daughter." My daughter drew me a whale and that is my favorite picture someone ever drew for me. Almost every single day in that class i would ether be playing with Aunt's or someone else's hair. I did it so much they thought i had a fetish for it and i literally felt every girl's hair in that class. And one day i brushed their hair too. I even touched the teachers hair, but its ok because she was like in her twenties ppl. Till about the half of the year i became fully accustomed to being the number one attraction in all my periods except for my third period because they thought i was too weird. Also someday during this period i got my first and only girlfriend of the year. (Yes the black one i talked about earlier) I fucking loved life 100 percent at this point. Then the halfway mark in the year changes and so does my class schedule. Almost a week after getting used to my new boring classes now someone thinks that they're pregnant. (Not me if you were thinking that. I am a boy.) So basically the next month i go a long with it to eventually find out shes not almost as soon as she does. Now lets fast forward about a month and a half later because everything is just complete boring shit. But me and her finally break up and i honestly dont give a fuck. This also around the time spring break has started in american schools so i choose to enjoy it. Ironically i think i enjoyed it too much since the weekend before we go back to school my bro and his girl get a truck. They got the truck grand theft auto style. I didnt know this until after i get in the truck and get hot boxed inside it by some random chic i just met and my bro's girl when he decides to take a dump. Were basically on my bros street and another one of my friends approaches the truck to find my with my shirt of. (It was off because i was getting hot boxed and didnt want to smell like smoke.) my bro's girl shouts the words "Wanna foursome!?" At my friend and her face is fucking hilarious. The next day passes and my old gf (Yes, the black one with big tits.) calls me up to meet her afterschool. Mfw she asks to redate me on the low. (For those whom dont know what this means. She basically said she wants to keep a relationship with me and allows for only me and her to know.) I was suspicious as fuck because this is plain out of character for her, but before the day ended i said yes because the look on her face seemed to match what a person in that situation should look like. Fast forward another month and its her birthday. She asked me to get the biggest fucking stuffed bunny in the store. Apparently the phrase "biggest in the store" was sarcasm and like the stupid fuck i am i literally get the biggest one. I still remember the look that shouts out "This nigga..." This is only the second most obvious display of how stupid i am with the first being when i was high and wanted my friend strawberry because i like her hair. (Strawberry is blonde and there is a reason i call her that but that story is a flash back.) About two to three days go by we break up again because now it just feels like were friends, and again i give no fucks. (My brain does not compute the loss of a loved one.) Later that same day we just so happen to fight about some bullshit i tried to e plain for two hours straight before saying "fuck this, dont talk to me." Two days go by and i keep my end of the deal while she kinda cracks and contacts me saying that she'll return my things if i meet her. This is literally the only thing that would get me to see her, so i do go to see her. She tells me if i talk to her i can have my gold ring back, but she also follows that sentence by im mad about stuff too. I already know where this is going to lead so i just walk away. Later in the day i meet her again and the shit goes down because i finally decided to actually use words to ask for it back. She proceeds to push all my major buttons which causes me to get ape shit pissed. She later tells me that i needed to control myself and thats why i was cussing her the fuck out. This pisses me off more so i just delete her number and avoid all contact with her after she gives me the ring back. Fast forward to the last weeks of school, we all have projects in my new fourth period and we're put in groups. My group doesn't trust me to do anything but color. Not even mad because this means they do all the work and all i do is color. Apparently the colors i used belonged to another classroom so i had to return the colors. Their faces when i came back with a chicken sandwich. When asked how i got it i told them black people can magically spawn chicken whenever they want once a month. The other black person in the group backs me up. (8/10 female would definitely recommend meeting because she is fucking awesome.) Finally the last day of school comes and i decide to randomly put a suit on in my third period while everyone watches a movie. I successfully mindfuck half of the class that wasn't paying attention to me. I later walk into my fourth period and decide wearing the thing makes me too hot. I decide to take off the suit like a stripper right in front of everyone winking at one chic specifically. As soon as the bell rings and school is out i proceed to blast dubstep throughout the halls because its the last day and i give no fucks. Alright i lied, i did it because they wouldn't allow me to bring six packs of kool-aid a box of kfc.

That was basically my year. Now lets fucking hear yours

Skrivet av Guest, 22.06.2014 at 20:22

Thats the spirit!

Skrivet av Cpt.Magic, 22.06.2014 at 21:23

Sorry, i put little to no thought in the first post. I just wanted to see if peoples lives were interesting too. But i summarized and sorta timelined it below.




Beginning of year -

In an alternative school.
Get out and have the classes such as Animation, Chemistry, and Algebra 1

Middle of year -

Get black gf

Spring break time -

New classes
Break up with black gf
Bro grand theft auto style gets a truck
Get back together with old gf

End of year -

Break up with gf
Do a project and only have to color
Tell people that black people can magically spawn chicken
Last day and the suit thing.